Oh happy day!        is the day it happens for you!
 Mark your calendar -- your first paycheck arrives in 30 days!

NO PRIOR EXPERIENCE NECESSARY
Salary Commensurate with Tenacity

SUCCESSFUL APPLICANTS will have:
     - A computer with internet access
     - Fluency in English (read it and write it)
     - A bank account to deposit checks    
     - Ability to work unsupervised
     - Common Sense (having at least the brains God gave a toad is a plus)
     - The Entrepreneurial Spirit
     - Willing to take all-expense-paid business
       trips to Las Vegas for L&D Conventions (pending)

COMPLETE TRAINING GUIDE PROVIDED. FLEXIBLE HOURS, NO HAIRNET REQUIRED. NO CUBICLE TO SIT IN, NO REPORTS TO WRITE, NO MEETINGS TO SIT THROUGH, NO RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC, NO BLOCKED WEB SITES, NO CAMERAS WATCHING YOU, NO BOSS, NO BACKSTABBERS, NO HAVING TO USE PUBLIC RESTROOMS, NO PARKING IN THE BACK, NO DRESS CODE, NO JERKS TO DEAL WITH, NO TELEPHONE CALLS TO TAKE, NO HOURS TO KEEP, NO TIME CARDS TO PUNCH.

 $65.00/hour to start
  Sign-up Bonus paid after 90 days on the job

Whiners and cry babies need not apply.
You're going to do the work yourself or you aren't going
to get paid.  Who do you think we are, your parents?

THIS JOB HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH OUR POPULAR INTERNET EMAIL NEWSLETTER. YOU WILL NOT BE LOOKING FOR COOL LINKS.

 
Dear Uncle Url:

"I have belonged to Linky Dinky Web Earners since the very first day and that was six months ago now. I saved every single dollar and here is a picture of the brand new car I just bought for me and the baby due in June with the money. I paid for the whole thing so I have no car payments at all. Thank you the most I can thank you."

-- Jeanine K., Knoxville, Tennessee

and her follow-up letter about 6 months later...

My picture has been on your web site for 6 months, standing next to the car I bought with my Linky Dinky Web Earner money. The baby was a beautiful boy and we named him Keith after my husband. Keith was outsourced but is now working with me full time on the computer (which I love!) Thank you and God bless you so much for all you've done for our family."

I'm glad I had the chance to take you up on your offer when your "Earning Guide" was only $20.00. It was, and still remains, my greatest investment.

I started slow. My wife was skeptical (I was too). But after two months my new "hobby" paid hefty dividends. After I started depositing monthly checks over $1,500 (which sparked the interest of two bank tellers), I knew I hit the jackpot. I don't need the lottery, this is my lottery, only I actually win every month.

By the way, I've sent friends and family to your web site (along with the two bank tellers). With a little creativity and willingness to learn ANYONE will make good money. Thanks again for everything - keep up the outstanding work! If you ever need anything from Germany, just let me know, it's on me. Sincerely, T. Bochmann USAF, Ramstein AB, Germany

Frequently Asked Questions and Insinuations:

1. Linky, Dinky, I think you're full of it. If your Training Guide were such a great way to earn money you'd be doing it yourselves!
We do do it ourselves, how do you think we got the idea that everybody could do this job and we could help them? Do you think we're liars? Well do you?

2. This question is for Uncle Url:   
Sir, are Linky and Dinky telling the truth? Can I really use the Training Guide and earn a paycheck without a bunch of hooey and complicated shenanigans that make the whole exercise not worth with the effort?
Thank you for the question. The answer is Yes, they are telling the truth. The Training Guide thoroughly instructs you. Even individuals with low self-esteem and poor work habits earn a monthly paycheck.

3. Why don't you just friggin' tell us what the job is all about? Why all this wasted time teasing us? By the way, I am divorced.
Because our Training Guide took us weeks to prepare. We learned at the University of Hard Knocks, and it contains a wealth of proprietary information that has made us rich(ish). If you want to follow in our footsteps, you have to show respect and pay us $20.00 for it and we'll be even richer, and you'll be on your way to being independently wealthy like us.

Frequently Asked Questions and Insinuations:

4. That ties it! Why would I pay you $20.00 for the Training Guide? Do you think I'm stupid? Well do you?
I cannot tell from your question whether you are stupid or not, but it doesn't matter, because many dumb people (and quite a few idiots) are making a fine living right now on the internet, like we are. Get the Training Guide, you'll see.

5.  20 Dollars and 00 Cents is not a lot of money, in fact, it's almost nothing. Is that what your Training Guide is worth, nothing?
I'm glad you asked: The Guide is only words and pictures and diagrams, it only has value if you let the Guide train you.  It is in electronic format to be used on your computer. We have no overhead with it. That means the 20 dollars and 00 cents is pure profit for us, baby!

6. Can I hire someone to do this work for me?
Can't be done. As soon as you train an employee to do the work for you, he or she will just quit and go do it for himself so he can make all the money. Why work for the Golden Goose when you can BE the Golden Goose?

7. Is your Training Guide really a scam which tells people to sell Training Guides? Is it a How-To Guide to starting a newsletter?
No on both counts. Stop doubting us!

You may share Linky & Dinky's Web Earning Training Guide with your immediate family and friends only.

All material Copyright 1997-2005 L&D Enterprises
All rights reserved and strictly enforced.

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Meet BETH ROBINSON!

October 12, 2004
Beth joins Linky & Dinky
as our 24/7 helping hand
for new Web Earners!

"It's my goal to get each new Web Earner off to a good start. I'll be answering any questions you have, cultivating new ideas, updating the Earner Guide and sending regular bulletins to the Web Earners as we all enjoy being financially independent on the internet."

-- Beth

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