(10) The vicious pit bull at the door has been replaced by a kindly old gent with a bucket of Tootsie Pops
(9) The mandatory requirement that all members have internet access has been lifted.
(8) Trenchcoat rental fees for touring Dinky's Dungeon have been waived.
(7) Linky's Lounge is now serving crumpets and spiked punch at the noon hour
(6) 1000s of old newsletter links have been dusted off and polished, and are now presented as shiny new links!
(5) Linky & Dinky's 'Museum of Disturbing Images' is another day closer to completion
(4) The source of the smell in Dinky's Dungeon has been identified and removed for burial
(3) Acoustic sound deadening insulation has been installed to reduce the noise pollution from members' howls of laughter
(2) Did we mention that hundreds of old newsletter links have been dusted off and polished... oh we did.
And the number one reason to join Linky & Dinky's Secret Clubhouse...
(1) Now certified 100% Y2K Compliant!