It's ELECTION DAY!

VOTE FOR LINKY! LINKY'S CAMPAIGN PROMISE: I'm asking for the vote, because I'm a Reformer with Results. I promise to bring you the best in fascinating, brainy and useful web sites, and Tax Refunds for Everybody! Click Here to Vote for Linky

VOTE FOR DINKY! DINKY'S CAMPAIGN PROMISE: I'm a Uniter, not a Divider, and I promise to bring you the best in crazy, wacky and funny web sites, and Prescription Drugs for Everybody (with or without a Prescription)! Click Here to Vote for Dinky

LINKY & DINKY POPULARITY ELECTION RULES:

1. Every vote counts.

2. Votes for both Linky and Dinky count as a vote for both Linky and Dinky.

3. Votes for neither Linky nor Dinky still count as a vote for both Linky and Dinky.

4. Positioning your mouse over the "Vote" button, but failing to click, counts as a vote.

5. Moving your mouse in the direction of one candidate or the other counts as a vote
for that candidate, as long as the motion takes place within the randomly selected
time frame set by the computer, randomly.

6. Double clicking the Vote button (instead of single-clicking) counts as two votes.

7. Clicking anything else besides the Vote button counts as a vote for the candidate whose
voting button was closest to the point of the click. In the event your click was equidistant
to both voting buttons, both candidates will receive a vote.

8. Votes cast several minutes or hours apart count as additional votes.

9. Saying outloud that you're going to vote for Linky, but instead you actually vote for Dinky,
  counts as a vote for Linky only because you said it first, and vice versa. It's only fair.

10. Even if you only cast one vote, the computer will determine how many additional votes
    you would have cast were you to have actually cast them, and those additional votes
    will be cast by the computer on your behalf.

11. All votes are final, except where otherwise noted (not applicable in Florida)

12. Even if you're an absentee, go ahead and vote. We never take attendance.

13. All legally cast votes go directly into the mystical, magical vortex of purple sparkles
where they will stay forever and for always, amen.

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