My Fellow Americans,
please sing along
Catchy tune, ain't it?
Help me play the violin
for poor Al Gore
I've got a new dance step
to show you
All together now, let's...
... do the DUBYA !!
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(Sing to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song.
Click to listen.)
Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Gore
A snippy Democrat, who was really quite a bore.
On election day of his Presidential bout
He thought he lost the fight but he got to recount.
ballots that is...punch cards...butterflies.
Well the next thing you know they're countin' 'em again
He lost a second time so he gave it all some spin.
They said Palm Beach is the place you oughta be
So he hired legal experts from Tallahassee.
Florida that is...sunshine state...deadlocked.
Well the next thing you know they're gonna change the rules
And play around with votes cause they think we're friggin fools.
They riled lotsa folks and they made a lotta fuss
Till Cheney came along and started kickin' butts.
Buttocks that is...liberal hineys...left-wing tushies.
Al Gore whined that the system wasn't fair
After countin' ballot holes that weren't even there.
Kate Harris said that the recount was a joke
But that didn't stop the liberals from tallyin' votes.
Democrat votes that is...hangin' chad...dimpled ballots.
Well the State Supreme Court gave Gore another break
They let him count again cause the party was at stake.
But just when he thought that his dream was born anew
The overseas votes gave it all to "W".
George W that is...Texas Governor...President-elect.
Now it's time to say good-bye to Al and all his kin
He tried to steal some votes but it didn't help him win.
You're all invited over to his house in Tennessee
To sit around and blubber at his pity-party.
Nashville that is...pout a while...have some sour grapes.
Ya'll have fun now...Ya Hear?
Author Unknown
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