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What would our Secret Clubhouse
Look Like if it were a book?

Here's what's inside

Linky's FABx10 bulging collection of The Amazing, The Astonishing,
The Delightful, The Intriguing and the Impossibly Bizarre, all corralled
into one magnificent barrel of brain-juicing fun and fancy. In other
words, there's really cool stuff in here, okay, and it's getting more
cool everyday. The Lounge is enthusiastically maintained by Linky.
Our nifty internal search engine lets you find what you "need".
(oh my.)
A dank, dungy, dirty area we privately call "Dinky's Personal Hell".
This stuff is disturbing, prurient and hilarious, all in one.
Dinky is constantly in his Dungeon, tinkering with God knows what.
Our nifty internal search engine lets you find what you "need".
(warning: Material might be too Dinkylicious for ya, Babe)

hot damn! )
THIS AIN'T YOUR FATHER's "GOOGLE SEARCH" L&D's new wing to our Secret Clubhouse hosts our enormous Snoop Collection, over 3,000 sneaky links and resources to Learn EVERYTHING about your friends, neighbors, enemies, employees -- even yourself!  Linky & Dinky provide you MORE diabolical snoop resources in our gigantic online database than any "net detective" out there.

SOME OF YOUR NEW POWERS will include: Check up on the new person who wants to date you, Find a lost friend, schoolmate, or military buddy, Find email addresses and unlisted phone numbers, Get your credit report information, Investigate a suspicious person or neighbour, Acquire Personal Interest profiles, Search driver license, marriage & divorce records, Check out a prospective employee (or your boss), Check out an employee, a neighbor, your daughters date, your boss, or find out what is known about you!, Conduct In-depth background checks, Do Pre-Rental Screenings and avoid bad renters!, Find out if someone is a sex offender, Tremendous Genealogy resources - Find family members old and new, Acquire Military Records, Acquire complete criminal records, Acquire Personal Security information, Access the best legal resources on the Net including Property and Bankruptcy searches and so much more. >Your only limit is your imagination and dogged creativity!


 The Shocking "True" Story
of Linky & Dinky

"Uncle Url's Middle-Aged Magic"

our critically-acclaimed paperback book!

Read the reviews!

so funny!)
Containing mostly photographic material
of a nature that
many of us didn't know could exist on the physical plane.
Dinky's extremely proud of his Funky Foto collection,
from people in the most bizarre situations, where the
incredible meets the impossibly wacky. They're Priceless!
(Clubmembers may drag these goofy pix to their desktop
to send to friends for a laugh, but no password sharing!)

 YOU GET THE T-SHIRT FREE with your Lifetime Clubhouse Membership!

100% Cotton, Heavyweight, Pre-shrunk Hi Thread
Lush soft white Tee.

T-shirt includes color graphics on front and back
and a SECRET MESSAGE for L&D Fans Only!



FREE magicSHELF by Linky & Dinky!
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Our incredible home-decorating invention that literally floats your books, CDs, DVDs, what-have-you!   Shock and amuse your friends as magicSHELF impossibily levitates your books.
(By the way, owning a magicSHELF makes you better than everybody else).

You'll also get the Extra bonus links discussed on the weekly
newsletter, but which are restricted to Club Members only.
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You will be ten times happier after you enter our Secret Clubhouse than you
were before, or you get an immediate refund.

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Membership to Linky & Dinky's Secret Clubhouse is restricted to adults 18 and up, since some of the sites are even more tasteless than those in our publicly available weekly e-mail report. Minors will not be accepted as members even if you try to apply.*

*No one has ever successfully snuck into the Club, and we're proud of that. One guy tried once, but we caught him and kicked him out. We're serious about security here.

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