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Gender-specific Definitions:
Thingy (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.
Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
Butt (but) n.
Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
Male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal.
Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
Remote control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.
Making love (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
Miscellaneous Definitions:
SECRET: - Something you tell to one person at a time.
BORE: - A person with nothing to say and says it.
COMMITTEE: - A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DIPLOMACY: - Letting them have it your way
DUST: - Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EASY: a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
ADULT: - A person who avidly watches MTV programming, but with the sound off.
ANTONYM: - The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
EGOTIST: - Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
EXPERIENCE: - What you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
FLASHLIGHT: - A case in which to hold dead batteries.
HANDKERCHIEF: - Cold Storage
SWIMMING POOL: - a mob of people with water in it.
IGNORANCE: - When you don't know something and someone finds out.
BUFFET: A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself."
BABY-SITTER: A teen-ager who must behave like an adult so that
the adults who are out can behave like teen-agers.
INTERESTING: a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.
JUNK:- Something you need the day after you throw it away.
LOTTERY: - A tax on people who are bad at math.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT: what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
NYMPHOMANIAC: a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.
OPTIMIST:- Someone who tells you to cheer up when things are going his way.
PESSIMIST: - An optimist with experience.
SHIN: - A sensor for finding furniture in the dark.
SKELETON: - A bunch of bones with the people scraped off.
TORNADOES: - God's answer to trailer parks.
YAWN: - An honest opinion openly expressed.
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