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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite
fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for
money.
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Man who pee's through screen door, only straining himself.
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War does not determine who is right, war
determine who is left.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Woman who sleep with judge get honorable discharge.
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Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
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Woman is like swing music,
3/4 jazz time,
1/4 rag time.
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Stenographer not permanent fixture till screwed on desk.
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Last man and Last woman on earth can do it in public.
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Man at closing time know that beauty is only a light switch away.
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