DOWN AT THE END of LONELY STREET
Linky & Dinky find Elvis Presley alive!
I'll tell you exactly how they did it, don't worry.
You'll slap your forehead in amazement, because as
stupid and ridiculous an idea as it seemed to be, it
worked like a charm. That's one of Murphy's Laws we
would all do well to remember: "If it's stupid, but it
works, it's not stupid."

A CHRISTMAS EVE MYSTERY
It started as a simple contest between Linky
and Dinky to kill some time on Christmas Eve.
It didn't end up that way...

The SHOCKING "TRUE" STORY of L&D
Hidden from the public until now, the "true" story
of Linky & Dinky is finally being told. It's a lengthy
saga, as sagas are known to be, and tortuous twists
and reversals of fortune pepper the ride.    

20 CLICKS OUTSIDE HELL
Linky and Dinky lay badly wounded and bleeding in
a shallow mud ditch, 20 clicks outside of De Nang.
Unable to move to the cover of the nearby treeline,
they were helpless and unable to fight. One of
Linky's legs was now more bone than flesh, an
anti-personnel mine having blasted away his entire
calf and much of the thigh.     

THE TIME MACHINE
It's Standard Operating Procedure not to tell
anybody about your time machine, so Linky
and Dinky didn't.    

NCC 1701-E
As Captain Picard ordered, Lieutenant Commander
Data arrived to greet Linky and Dinky in Transporter
Room three at precisely 1400 hours. As the two
materialized, Data's enhanced auditory systems
recorded loud voices in the matter/energy beam... 

PEAK OIL
Uncle Url reveals what it all means, and it's not good.