Drag your small hand-held pointing device across a flat surface to align your on-screen position indicator above the triangle within the left fringe of the sliding scale illustration below.

Depress the control level on your pointing device to initiate a command to begin listening to my jibber jabber.

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Drag your small hand-held pointing device across a flat surface to align your on-screen position indicator above the graphic representation of a three-corner symbol which is oriented within the left fringe of the sliding scale illustration below. Depress the control level on your pointing device to initiate a command to begin listening to my jibber jabber.

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The following transcript is provided for those with the ability to decode the hieroglyphics at a pace concurrent with my blathering chatter.

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