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Linky considers himself something of an intellectual, and tends to choose culturally enriching, "brainier" sites to share with us. Dinky, on the other hand, cannot seem to keep a serious thought in his head, and quite often veers off into the bizarre, grotesque and far-fetched. Sometimes they bicker, but as long as you get a cool link or two out of the deal, who cares?

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HOW OLD is that FASHION MODEL in the WINDOW?
This is the same female, presented
at 10, 20, 30, 40, 50 and 60 years old.
And each 100% believable. (scroll down)

WHAT BUGS? I DON'T SEE ANY BUGS!
You're nuts.

STREET SOCCER keeps kids off drugs.
(Unless it's the drugs that make
them awesome)

FUN WITH ANIMALS in real life.
No animals were harmed setting
up these gags.

I ONLY SAID THAT TO MAKE YOU LOOK BAD
Suppose, just for a moment, that everybody
spoke the truth. ONLY the truth.
(warning: funny bad words)

LISTEN TO RIOTS or DOMESTIC DISTURBANCES
from the comfort/safety of your home.
Police will be squawking about it all night.
(scroll down for your city)

BRAINIAC PSYCHICS LINKY & DINKY
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DO DA, DO DA
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ALUMINUM FOIL
Artistic media for the talented bored.

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SPORES?
They're very small, and look creepy
when observed through a 10,000 power
microscope with good lighting.

THE CHINESE are INNOVATIVE
sleepers.

DRAMATIC CATS
(warning: loud!)

DINNER ON THE TITANIC
Skip ahead to 1:30 minutes and watch gravity
and inertia have their way with
cruise ship diners (and then it gets bad).

SIGNS YOU CAN't MAKE UP
and yet, here they are, made up somehow.

30 MOST INNOVATIVE/COOL BOOKSHELVES
but they left out the best one,
LINKY & DINKY'S MAGICSHELF!

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WHAT DO YOUR PETS DO
in the house WHILE YOU're AWAY?

THE EUPHORIA is already in your brain,
It just needs to be... stimulated.

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With a name like MOON.GOOGLE.COM,
It's got to be good.

WE LOVE COOL ADS!
(warning: HBO language)

J.R. EWING, the comic book.
(Oh, excuse me! I didn't meant to say
"comic book", I meant to say "graphic novel".)

EINSTEIN's THEORY of RELATIVITY
explained to people with a very
limited vocabulary.

WHY DOTH the BIKINI'd GIRL FALL?

Did you SAY SOMETHING anti-GOV'T?
Did you?! Then NO FLYING FOR YOU!

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THERE's ALWAYS A CHEAP SOLUTION
especially in home decor.

THIS ISN'T MISSION DIFFICULT, it's MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.
"Difficult" should be a walk in the park.

You Know All Those Chubby White Women In
Old-Timey Renaissance Art Paintings?
THEY'RE ALL THE SAME CHICK.

MAKES MY HEAD ITCH

WTF? WORLD FAMOUS CLASSIC ART
Updated for our modern times.

FLING YOUR MIND's EYE into SPACE ORBIT,
then gaze upon life on Earth.
Yeah, we're ants. If not Protozoa.

DID YOU KNOW THE "SH*T HAPPENS" PHRASE has
different meanings in different religions?

WHAT'S EXPIRING on E-BAY with NO BIDS
RIGHT THIS MINUTE? See also mizpe11111ed items on eBay getting little attention.

SEE HOW GOOD your EYE-BALLING is,
then get your arrogant ego whacked
down viciously after each failure.

REJECTED CRAYON COLORS
This collection is missing "Infection",
"Underwear Stain", "Pink Eye" and "Corpse Grey",
but otherwise it's complete.

LINKY WON'T steal MY LUNCH AGAIN.
Ever.

YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SCHITT
He has an interesting family.

JESUS IS WITH US ALWAYS...
...whether we want Him to be or not! 27 High-Spirited Cartoons

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